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(Source: youngbrokendpretty)
| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
| Britain: | wat. |
| News in America: | man throws intestines at police |